Good geek vs bad geek

Good geek:-

Wears a Thundercats T-shirt. Or a retro film T-shirt. Like the Goonies. You secretly want their T-shirt.

Bad geek:-

Wears a ten year old Babylon 5 T-shirt with holes in it. No one knows how to talk to them.

Good geek:-

Wears NHS specs. Which always look hot on girls.

Bad geeks:-

Have a ponytail that will never be cut off or change at all. It’ll just get thinner until they’re arrested on paedophilia charges.

Good geek:-

Gets bashful and flustered when people show pay them a compliment. Always being self depricating about their own looks even if they’re lookers. Bless ‘em.

Bad geek:-

Knows about the opposite sex from watching Jemma Jameson ragging on the interweb. Prone to making embarassing sweeping comments about the opposite sex that kill conversations.

Good geek:-

Helps you build your own website/supplies you with special effects for your film. It takes them ‘no time at all.’ Which is nice because it’d take me several years of watching youtube tutorials to even know where to begin and would end with me launching my laptop through a window.

Bad geek:-

Mocks your rudimentary website and laughs at your decision to use dreamweaver. They’d code it with html! Aren’t you inferior to the geeks!!!! Mwhahahaha. Wankers. Nothing worse than a smug geek.

Good geek:-

Knows who Leeroy Jenkins is. When you both acknowledge this you indulge in a quick bit of “LEERROOOOYYYYYY.” “Well i’ve got chicken.”

Bad geek:-

Has remixed a Leeroy Jenkins dance track which is incredibly irritating.

Good geek:-

Wants to be in the creative industries when they grow up. Maybe in graphics or journalism?

Bad geek:-

Wants to be a vampire when they grow up. They own a velvet shirt/leather waist coat.

Good geek:-

Can talk to you in film quotes.

Bad geek:-

Can talk to you in Klingon. Or Elvish.

The best type of geek.

The worst type of nerd